It's My World. You Just Exist In It. :]

notahoe:

eyebrows can literally either make you or break you

(via theworldsillusion)

ianthe:

schmergo:

ianthe:

nothing grape flavored is flavored like grapes it’s just flavored like other grape flavored things and this is why I have trust issues

FUN FACT: Grape artificial flavor was the first artificial flavor created, by accident. That means that some guy decided, “Whoa, this smells a lot like grapes,” and now everyone pretends it’s grape-y, too…

It tastes like an accident

(via constantly-curious98)

tears-in-the-tardis:

sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’

but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’

(via seekingalpha)

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

(via daeneriss)

Shameless Bucket List

Hello Tumblr sphere, I know I rarely post/talk about anything original or worthwhile on here but but I feel like I want to do something different. For a long time, I’ve felt stuck in my ways. I think I realized that I was unhappy with the way that I was for the longest time, but I felt powerless. I felt like i was unable to change it. My parents, my friends, my financial status, it all felt like too much. I felt like I had to focus my energy everywhere else besides myself. However, due to a recent turn of events I feel like I have enough momentum and power to reclaim control of my life. I’m going to use this window of opportunity to do everything I’ve always wanted to do, but held back from doing because I feared what others would think or say about me.  Without further ado, my shameless bucket list:

1.) Dye hair

• SM dark golden blond
• SM black

2.) Get a piercing

• cartilage

3.) Hip tattoo

• Something Feminine 

4.) Take better care of my nails

• Gel overlays
• Fill ins every 2 weeks
• Polish change when necessary
• Nice colors
• Medium length
• Pedicures every month

5.) Get back to my 5-6 times a week in the gym routine

• Zumba
• Pole dancing
• Yoga
• Boot Camp
• Belly Dancing

6.) New clothes

• 5 dresses
• 10 pairs of jeans
• 3 blazers
• 10 blouses
• 5 skirts
• 5 jean sorts
• 10 blouses
• Party/clubbing outfits

7.) Learn to dress 

• Consult Mika or Brandi

8.) New shoes

• at least 4 pairs of J’s
• running sneakers
• combat boots
• 2 pairs of fall boots
• 4 pairs of heels
• 2 pairs of Wedges
• Regular sneakers

9.) Learn to walk in heels

10.) Learn to use make up

• Eye shadow
• Foundation
• Blush
• Lip stick

11.) Drive-in movies

12.) Fireworks outing

13.) Beach outing/Pool party

14.) Laser Tag and Arcade

15.) Navy Pier 

16.) Treat people nicer

17.) Buy my dad cool ass jersey

18.) Take my mother on a nice outing

19.) Pass Organic Chem II & Physics

20.) Work as much as possible [2 jobs]

21.) Find an apartment

22.) Clean out my closet

23.) Take better care of my hair

• DC 2x a week
• 1 protective style for no longer than 2 months
• No more heat until October

24.) Buy MCAT book

25.) Get involved on campus

26.) Get rid of my all-people-are-bad-and-will-probably-hurt-you attitude

27.) Go visit Jenny and Sarah in STL

28.) Give guys a fair shot and stop assuming that their all assholes who deserve to be played. 

29.) Get personalized licence plates

30.) Make some banging ass CDs for my car.